Y2K

So millions of people are worried about the Y2K problem. First of all the problem was caused by abbreviating something so why the hell are we abbreviating the name of the problem? Why not just call it "the year 2000 problem" ?? OK so if I got this right, on the stroke of midnight when it becomes year 2000 all hell is sposed to break loose with blackouts anarchy bedlam looting and basically the utter shutdown of the planet. Guess what technology will be fine power may flicker but hey technology won't be the problem. No No the problem will be a tiny parasite on the planets back. It is called the ignorant human race. That's right we are parasites nothing better. We leech off the planet emptying it destroying it and for what?? To see alot of inbred white trash on Jerry Springer.

Here's what will happen. Midnight comes your in the arms of someone you love hopefully and uh oh nothing happens. Or so you think. Meanwhile in cities all over the world hundreds of thousands of drunken fools will be looting setting fires and basically destroying lives all over. Why are they doing this. Well it's simple the government, Media, and a Slew of religious people have convinced so many of us that this is it the world is ending. We see it on TV hear it on the radio and see it in the streets. So all us convinced people want to go out with a bang so we do whatever we want.

Now here's where the conspiracy part comes in. Who controls us?? The media. Who controls the Media?? The government. And who controls the government? Absolutely no-one (there inlies the problem). What better way for a government to seize control of the world than to send it into pure chaos. With man made Armageddon happening they can declare martial law on a global scale. Military will be dispatched. Curfews enforced strictly. The whole world becomes a dictatorship in one fell swoop. And on top of it all sits the greedy fatcats smiling at what they have done. If they pull it off, no more free elections once one party has power they ain't gonna let go. Sure rebel group will form but they won't be a match for the military. Of course you have to admire the sheer genius of the plan and the patience it is taking to pull it off. The whole date thing was all planned from the beginning.

Not so ridiculous when you realize how much money is being spent on "Y2K proofing" computer systems around the world. In come the computer geniuses miraculously with a solution just in the nick of time. Oh how convenient that was. Someone has got to get the word out to people that not every thing will go nuts that night. Your toaster won't blow up and your waffle iron will not try to eat you. Maybe if we as humans look at the problem and think for just a minute. Ignore the media and for once think for ourselves. If we do this then who knows we could pull it off and foil the governments plans. Course if we do then the government can seize power any way and declare martial law no matter what. So either way we are so very screwed, no wait we are so far beyond screwed that it ain't even funny. Or is it?? I don't know anymore. So anyways on that fateful night be careful and please don't burn down my house. And if your gonna loot could you pick me up a 62 inch TV and stereo VCR, and maybe a top of the line computer. Thanks alot.

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